Once upon a time, in the heart of the Deep South, I spent my college career as a student by day and a tattoo artist by night before graduating from the University of Alabama magna cum laude with a major in International Relations and a double minor in Russian and Psychology. I later relocated to Seattle and dedicated myself exclusively to photography and retouching. 

That being said, if it's the strange and nonsensical you're into instead, please visit my guilty hobby at www.zeldaboom.com